BALANCE SHEET OF LIFE .........AN ACCOUNTANT'S POEM

A very good poem!!

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Our Birth is our Opening Balance!
Our Death is our Closing Balance!
Our Prejudiced Views are our Liabilities
Our Creative Ideas are our Assets

Heart is our Current Asset
Soul is our Fixed Asset
Brain is our Fixed Deposit
Thinking is our Current Account

Achievements are our Capital
Character & Morals, our Stock-in-Trade
Friends are our General Reserves
Values & Behaviour are our Goodwill

Patience is our Interest Earned
Love is our Dividend
Children are our Bonus Issues
Education is Brands / Patents

Knowledge is our Investment
Experience is our Premium Account
The Aim is to Tally the Balance Sheet Accurately.
The Goal is to get the Best Presented Accounts Award.

Some very Good and Very bad things ....
The most destructive habit....... ......... ........Worry
The greatest Joy......... ......... ......... ......Giving
The greatest loss.......Loss of self-respect

The most satisfying work........ .......Helping others
The ugliest personality trait....... .......Selfishness
The most endangered species..... ....Dedicated leaders
Our greatest natural resource.... ......... ...Our youth

The greatest 'shot in the arm'.. ...Encouragement
The greatest problem to overcome.... ......... .....Fear
The most effective sleeping pill....... Peace of mind
The most crippling failure disease..... ........Excuses

The most powerful force in life........ .......... ..Love
The most dangerous act...... ..A gossip
The world's most incredible computer.... ....The brain
The worst thing to be without..... ......... ..... Hope

The deadliest weapon...... ......... ........The tongue
The two most power-filled words....... ......... 'I Can'
The greatest asset....... .......... ......... ......Faith
The most worthless emotion.... ......... ....Self- pity

The most beautiful attire...... ......... ..........SMILE!
The most prized possession.. ......... ......Integrity
The most powerful channel of communication. .....Prayer
The most contagious spirit...... ......... ......Enthusiasm

Life ends; when you stop Dreaming,
Hope ends; when you stop Believing,
Love ends; when you stop Caring,
And Friendship ends; when you stop Sharing...!!!

Obscurantist doctrine

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Article_153_of_the_Constitution_of_Malaysia

Self-explanatory. Read through this, and imagine where this country is heading to in 10, 20 years time.

Good headstart to new season - 2008/09

FA Community Shield (against Portsmouth, Aug 10). Won.

Five more to go. Period.

EPL 2008/09!!

Yippiieeeeee... it will be another 2 weeks or so for the new EPL season to kick-off.... can't wait to see MU in action again!! Ah... no more boring Saturdays or Sundays by then.... how nice... slouching on my long sofa bed with some peanuts on one hand and the other hand holding a cold beer.... that's what I call living a good life!

Chelsea was around town last week... so? I can't be bothered to see them playing at the lousy stadium... unlike years ago when MU came to Bukit Jalil stadium (bigger and newer mar)... pack habis!!

Hmmm... Chelsea's coach claimed he has got all the players he need to sapu 4 trophies in one season... CAN or NOT?? That's pretty arrogant for someone who has not tasted the rivalry in English football, nor this person has the experience to rotate players to accomodate the super pack fixtures in December (during Christmas and New Year period) or Feb/Mac/April period where there will be finals i.e. FA Cup, Champions League and the run-ups to the closing of the prestigious Barclays' EPL .

A message to Chelsea's coach: Why not try to win three trophies first, at least try to be on par with MU whom are winners of the unprecedented treble in 1999?

Ah but then again, MU can surpassed Chelsea's 4 targets, as MU will be in the running for:
1. FA Community Shield (against Portsmouth, Aug 10)
2. UEFA Super Cup (against Zenit St. Petersburg of Russia, Aug 29)
3. Intercontinental Cup
4. FA Cup
5. English Premier League
6. Champions League

Altogether 6 possible trophies... wuuuuhooo... hard to believe MU can sapu all of them. But I believe they can... IF they have the hunger for more silverwares. I think if Berbatov is added into the first team, I'm sure MU will win at least 2 trophies this coming season. Glory, glory Man Utd!!